Hi. I'm Lindsay. I like sleeping and I hate doing things. I'm waiting for the day when someone invents the technology to turn me into an octopus. Now you know me.

 

Okay I know you’re not supposed to ask the internet for advice but

what is a person (me, I’m the person) even supposed to do when you want to get back with yr ex and you have absolutely no idea if they would be receptive to that idea and you’re maybe dating someone else who is pretty awesome but you’re still in love with yr ex and you keep seeing all these movies that are like ~*follow ur dreams*~ ~*go get who you love*~ and shit?????????????

EDIT: the problem is more along the lines of “how do I go about deciding if NOT pursuing boyilove would be a missed opportunity vs. pursuing and making a fool of myself” halp. internet. halp.

I rarely wear my own clothes to bed

My PJs have become a mix and match of things other people gave me. A Batman shirt my roommate didn’t want anymore, leftover frat tshirts, etc. Sometimes the combinations get a bit strange. For instance, right now I am wearing my dad’s Rush concert tee from ‘82……and my ex-boyfriendthatI’m stilltotallyinlovewith’s boxers. This happens to be the comfiest combo, but I wonder if there’s some sort of cosmic crime about putting these pieces together based on the different means in which they pieces were acquired.

versustoday:



it’s adam and eve not P̳̭͉̤̗̖ͣͥ͘A̧I̸͎̼̣ͦ͗̇ͫ͑̎͗N͒̉ͧ̒̃͏͈̰͈̯ ̩͙̩͙̱̪̲͊ͫ̌̏ͨA͇̖̦̰̫ͫͩ̔͌ͥͯͮN͐͗̊͊̀̚Dͪ͌ͬ͐̀̚҉͈͉ ͆̋͌͌̾̚Ė̻̭̫̠̟̲̂̓͞T̯͚̗͎ͪ̎ͯ̔́̐̍E̝̭͖̭͇̝̓̍ͬR̦̟͙̺̂̓N͍̜͕ͪ͆͊͛̒̆͐ͅÅ̒ͫͮ͑̒̉Ļ͍̯̯͔̹͌ͥ́̽̊ͥ̊ ̗̫̱̣̺͓̖̄́̌͗̌S̆̏̀͑̎Ú͕̱͉F͔̣̺̖̆ͭF̗̗̯̻̼͉ͪ̇̀E̶̤̖̹̳̔̊R͙͕̖̼̪̦̘ͤ͛͛ͬ̓̄̊I̢̪̲̙͎ͥͦŅ̈G͕͈ͣ̐ͫͮ



Panic Pee: n…or v. not sure.

When you’re nervous and have to pee really bad but it turns out you only pee for like 3/4 of a second and that makes you even more anxious and you get to the point where you literally can never tell anymore if you’re about to pee your pants or just tinkle for a millisecond.

brother’s response to the facebown cat pics

brother’s response to the facebown cat pics

The gang’s all here.

  • white cheddar cheeto puffs
  • chewy chips ahoy
  • throwback pepsi
  • a sandwich my mom made for me
  • Lumpy Space Princess
  • tweed
  • conspiracy shows on Netflix

Sadku

I’ve slept in your clothes
for the past two weeks hoping
you’ll love me again