Hi. I'm Lindsay. I like sleeping and I hate doing things. I'm waiting for the day when someone invents the technology to turn me into an octopus. Now you know me.
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
I’m not doing it
*piano goes on*
I’m not doing it goddammit
Fuck you if you think it’ll hapJUST A SMALL TOWN GURL
shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with